#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude
Omg, Revvi. Are you serious? LMAO
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
(Source: yesimheretoo, via 148km)
“No matter how hard you stare at them, you cannot will her to disappear.”
“I need to speak to him, Mycroft. I need to tell him why I left, and I need to do it when he’s alone.”
“I’m afraid that will be rather difficult, brother.”
“Why? Is this particular girlfriend something special? She looks completely ordinary to me.”
“Sherlock,”
“What? Oh, I’m being callous am I? Forgive me if I’m more interested in reclaiming the person I hope to spend the rest of my days with.”
“I am sorry you had to find out now, like this.”
“Find out?
“She isn’t his girlfriend, Sherlock. She’s his wife.”
Is it bad that I laughed???
(Source: loadedremains, via sherlockbbcficrecs)
So my dreams of graduating fall semester are crushed. I’ll be at my local Community college for another two semesters. And that’s if I pass ALL the classes I take. ha…ha…My parents are going to be so….I can’t even.
*HUGS* if you need to call and cry tonight at me you’re welcome to.
by 菊叔
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and then i died
America…
Fuck yeah.
WHAT.
YES.
Oh Captain you have the right to bare ERRAYTHANG.
(Source: bigbardafree)
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…
Nono. Islands are good. You can isolate yourselves from the mainland before it gets you!
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
I KNOW THIS FUCKING FEEL
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking.
Gawd, we’re not little kids any more, Mom!
(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via tdlballistic)
“Miley Cyrus has received a lot of flak over the past few years for doing exactly what she’s supposed to — grow up.
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Miley Cyrus: legit cool person
‘i might jump ship for dirkjake to dirkuu’
no you don’t understand, fandom
dirk just keeps uu chained to his bedpost
then does disgustingly sweet things with jake while uu writhes in agony
how is there a conflict
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